I lost electricity for 6 days. It was thirty or forty degrees all week with no hot water, heat, lights, or anything to do. Today, I got power back.
This is a conversation I had:
me: im so in love with electricity right now i want to cut open a live wire and lick the sparks. its been a long week.
friend: that may be hazardous so keep in mind that in order to enjoy electricity, you must be alive or conscious
me: ah i better put my pants back on then. thanks for the tip.
friend: don’t go overboard now. pants can stay off.
Yeah, we’re both males.
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